On TV Tonight, Monday, 3/03/14: Bates Motel, Archer and More

Bates Motel – 9pm A&E
Bates Motel is so creepy in all of the right ways. The moodiness of it all sucks me in and I can’t wait to return to the twisted world of the series. Season two starts tonight, and Norman is having a hard time moving on from his teacher’s untimely demise…

Those Who Kill – 10pm A&E
New Swedish remake alert: Those Who Kill stars Chloe Sevigny as a detective who specializes in serial killers (who doesn’t these days?). Happily, the series has a serious The Killing vibe, which is one of my all-time favorite shows. I know I’m in the minority, but I also don’t care because unsettling crime dramas with awesome female leads are my jam.

Archer – 10pm FX
Lana’s having her baby shower! And Archer is throwing it. This is going to be spectacularly disastrous.

8 PM – 9 PM

Almost Human – 8pm Fox

How I Met Your Mother – 8pm CBS

The Voice – 8pm NBC

Star-Crossed – 8pm The CW

Switched at Birth – 8pm ABC Family

Bitten – 8pm Syfy

Kickin’ It – 8pm Disney XD

The Bachelor – 8pm ABC

Steven Universe – 8pm Cartoon Network

2 Broke Girls – 8:30pm CBS

Mighty Med – 8:30pm Disney XD

Top Gear – 8:30pm BBC America

9 PM – 10 PM

Mike and Molly – 9pm CBS

Beauty and the Beast – 9pm The CW

The Following – 9pm Fox

Being Human – 9pm Syfy

Dallas – 9pm TNT

The Fosters – 9pm ABC Family

Lab Rats – 9pm Disney XD

Single Ladies – 9pm VH1

Mom – 9:30pm CBS

South Park – 9:30pm Comedy Central

10 PM – 11 PM

The Blacklist – 10:01pm NBC

Castle – 10pm ABC

Intelligence – 10pm CBS

Teen Wolf – 10pm MTV

Lost Girl – 10pm Syfy

The Private Lives of Nashville Wives – 10pm TNT

Chozen – 10:30pm FX

(Please note: The image grid at the top is the default Midseason 2014 schedule and might not always represent what is currently airing tonight. Please make sure to look at the list below to get the most up to date information.)