On TV Tonight, Monday, 02/24/14: Dallas, Mom and More

Almost Human – 8pm Fox
Okay, so I haven’t officially watched Almost Human yet, but everyone including my brother has told me I have to watch it. Since I understood none of the words in the summary for tonight’s episode, I’m guessing I should start at the beginning. But for the rest of you a Chrome is murdered…so…yeah, as soon as I figure out what that means, I’m sure I’ll be pumped about this show too.

Dallas – 9pm TNT
Dallas returns for a third season of soapy goodness tonight, and having seen the premiere, I can personally vouch that it is a blast. John Ross is trying crazy hard to fill his father’s shoes, and the results are pretty awesome.

Mom – 9:30pm CBS
I’m not going to tell you anything about this episode aside from the title: “Jail Jail and Japanese Porn.” You totally want to watch Mom now, right? Jedi mind trick achieved.

8 PM – 9 PM

How I Met Your Mother – 8pm CBS

The Voice – 8pm NBC

Star-Crossed – 8pm The CW

Switched at Birth – 8pm ABC Family

Bitten – 8pm Syfy

The Bachelor – 8pm ABC

Steven Universe 8pm Cartoon Network

2 Broke Girls – 8:30pm CBS

Mighty Med – 8:30pm Disney XD

Top Gear – 8:30pm BBC America

9 PM – 10 PM

Mike and Molly – 9pm CBS

The Following – 9pm Fox

Being Human – 9pm Syfy

The Fosters – 9pm ABC Family

Single Ladies – 9pm VH1

10 PM – 11 PM

The Blacklist – 10:01pm NBC

Castle – 10pm ABC

Intelligence – 10pm CBS

Teen Wolf – 10pm MTV

Lost Girl – 10pm Syfy

The Private Lives of Nashville Wives – 10pm TNT

Archer – 10pm FX

Chozen – 10:30pm FX

(Please note: The image grid at the top is the default Midseason 2014 schedule and might not always represent what is currently airing tonight. Please make sure to look at the list below to get the most up to date information.)