RIZZOLI & ISLES “Bloodlines” Review

RIZZOLI & ISLES (TNT) Bloodlines Season 2 Episode 7

RIZZOLI & ISLES “Bloodlines” Season 2 Episode 7 – Tonight’s episode had a whole lotta witches in it. And no, I’m not just talking about Frankie’s ex-girlfriend.

A modern day with is burned at the stake and the team is tasked with figuring out who did it. Along the way, Korsak picks up a black cat, this continuing his habit of getting pets from their crime scenes – though I was happy to see that this animal survived to the closing credits, unlike the last one. Once séance to contact the original victim, plus one more victim added to the mix, and they figure out that the culprit isn’t anything supernatural at all, but just a poor girl suffering from mental illness.

Meanwhile, the aforementioned ex-girlfriend blasts into town after apparently breaking Frankie’s heart (not to mention his wallet) a few years ago. Except now she’s got a little girl in tow and claims he’s her father. In the end I felt sorry for the kid after being dragged into town and told that a man is her father, only to find out that her mother lied to her. Even if Theresa was just mistaken, that still pretty much sucks for Lily.

My favorite bits..

Whoa. Very creepy moment followed by a pancake shaped like a bunny. Oddest transition ever.

“I love bunny pancakes!” – Aw, now I totally want to know how to make a bunny pancake.

Maura of course getting the “female visitor” thing confused with the.uh.other kind of visitor.

Okay, am I the only one who wanted to pull out a mirror and ruler when Maura said that thing about guys being attracted to women with symmetrical faces?

Jane tricking Maura into deciding on the sex of the body against her scientific judgment.

Frankie’s imitation of his sister. It may not have sounded anything like her, but I still found it hilarious.

Aw, I thought Korsak’s baby kitty talk was cute.

Frost practically running through the next wall after breaking down the cellar door.

OMG Jane is standing in a Devil’s Trap! Oh wait, wrong show. My bad.

Maura knowing a heck of a lot about spell casting.

Frost and Jane both giving Korsak dirty looks just for being a white male.

Jane asking Maura if her fancy car could also get rid of french fry smell.

Wow, Lily is both cute and smart. Even she knows that french fries can make you fat. Now if I could just remember that little fact myself.

Frost offering to let Korsak hold his hand if he got scared at the séance. LOL.

The look on Korsak’s face when those candles went out.

Maura and Jane stealing a bit of Lily’s DNA.

I’m with Korsak. I SO didn’t need to know that Roman centurions used to attach their capes to their nipple piercings.

Jane calling Korsak “Ace Ventura” after he walked in with cat scratches all over his face.

Aw, I’m kinda disappointed that Lily isn’t Frankie’s daughter. Then again, I don’t think I could stand having Theresa around too much. People chewing with their mouths open is one of my biggest pet peeves.

What did you think of this episode of Rizzoli & Isles? Got any favorite bits or least favorite bits of your own? I’d love to hear from you!

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