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“We’re taking you bitches hostage!”

Jimmi Simpson is a God! He portrays the best character ever on IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, Liam McPoyle. He needs to become a regular (that would actually guarantee me watching the show every week.)

One of the best episodes of the show “The Gang Gets Held Hostage” aired last night and I had to watch it twice it was so funny.

The McPoyles: Who invented these characters? Genius! They are the creepiest, weirdest, sickest, funniest characters ever. And Jimmi Simpson makes Liam McPoyle come alive like no one else could.

(If you haven’t seen the episode yet, the rest of this post will contain SPOILERS!)

Funniest moments:

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1. When the gang realizes that Margaret McPoyle will copy any movements they do (like raising their hands and blink fast) because she is a deaf-mute.

2. Charlie farting in Dennis’ face!

(When Mac is looking at his butt for a tattoo of a map.)

Charlie: “What do you see?”
Mac: “Nothing.”
Charlie: “What do you smell?” Charlie farts.

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3. Dee gets more and more affected by the Stockholm Syndrome (how funny is that?!), she goes to the McPoyles’ side.

Dennis: “She’s got Stockholm Syndrome.”
Dee: “No I don’t. No, I just think it’s a good way to decide who to kill first. I’m trying to put myself in their position, you know, it’s called compassion dickheads, maybe if you guys had a little bit of it you wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place, and then we wouldn’t be standing here trying to figure out which one of you we have to kill, but that’s where we are so hand me that shotgun, ’cause I’d like to do this mess myself.”
And the most brilliant line: “Get on your knees, Bitches!” (You need to hear her say it to get the full effect though…)

More funniest moments after the jump.

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4. Dennis tries to seduce Margaret McPoyle. Probably one of the most disturbing scenes…that girl’s tongue is freaky.

Dennis: “I want you inside me.”

Dennis makes out with Margaret:
Dennis:”That was nice. It was very hot and sweaty and passionate, milky.”

Dennis realized Margaret has no idea what he’s talking about. Liam comes in.

Liam: “What the hell’s going on here?”
Dennis: “Nothing.”
Liam: “Doesn’t look like nothing, but for the record I’m into it.”

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5. Everybody is taken to the roof. Charlie and Frank, who were trying to escape, unfortunately come face to face with the McPoyles and the others.

I love it when Liam tries to hold his brother, Ryan, from falling down the roof and Frank pushes him down. Turns out the fall wasn’t bad, Ryan lands on his feet. Margaret and Liam climb down the ladder to join their brother, and now comes the twist…

Liam: “Ha-Ha. Revenge, we got you suckers!”


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I did not see that coming! The poor gang is left behind feeling really stupid…

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Best Lines:

  • Liam: “We’re gonna get this place hot and clammy. Just like the McPoyles like it.”
  • Liam: “Ryan stab somebody.” (Ryan stabs Liam)
  • Dennis: “I know I can get the girl to fall in love with me. Okay, now I know I’m not one of the member of her family, I got that going against me. But I do have a secret weapon, boob.”