Tobias J. "Axechucker" McGuffin

Tobias J. "Axechucker" McGuffin is a writer who lives in Southern California.

His past body of employment includes dog-walking, lawn-mowing, private investigating, script reading, coffee-fetching, cold-calling, and a stint in the United States Air Force which included more dog-walking and an "interesting" encounter with a three-toed sloth.

He was once paid to be a dungeon master and readily adds that to his résumé.

He has lived in more places than your mother would approve, is a serial monogamist, prog-rock enthusiast, and fantasy nerd.

He says "Dude" preceding any statement he sees as even moderately important.

He once had a blog, but now just writes for winter-is-coming.net, since all he ever really seemed to talk about was Game of Thrones.

He considers World of Warcraft a disease, not a cure.