NSFW: TV Show Names That Sound Like Porn Movie Titles

Sorry, I know this is childish but I just couldn’t help it. If you easily get offended, this is the right time to stop reading as it is going to get R-Rated up in here.

… I’m waiting….

….Ok now that the prudes are gone, here is a list of current TV show names that oddly sound like porn movie titles*:

– A Gifted Man (CBS)

– How I Met Your Mother (CBS)

– Rules of Engagement (CBS)

– The Big Bang Theory (CBS)

– The Good Wife (CBS)

– Two and a Half Men (CBS)

– 2 Broke Girls (CBS)

– Bent (NBC)

– Smash (NBC)

– The Firm (NBC)

– Up All Night (NBC)

– Bones (FOX)

– Breaking In (FOX)

– The Finder (FOX)

– Covert Affairs (USA)

– Necessary Roughness (USA)

– Body of Proof (ABC)

– Cougar Town (ABC)

– Desperate Housewives (ABC)

– Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)

– Happy Endings (ABC)

– Last Man Standing (ABC)

– The Middle (ABC)

– Private Practice (ABC)

– Girls (HB0)

Note: if you were offended in any way by the above list, it’s your own damn fault as I TOLD you not to read this.

So what do you think? Did I miss any current TV shows? Are there oldies that you would like to add in as well?

  • ptjackson

    ROTFLOL… I LOVE it!!

    How about, Fairly Legal? And, let’s push the envelope…. Eureka? Survivor?

    • http://www.tvequals.com/ Americ Ngwije

      ha ha. Oh ptjackson, I hardly knew thee. I can’t believe I didn’t see Fairly Legal. Survivor is an awesome one as well.

      I wanted to add “Are You There Chelsea?” but decided that might have been too much a stretch.

      • ptjackson

         ROTFLOL….. yes, I am surprising… I thought of two others – of course, with the right frame of reference, everything sounds likely….

        Person of Interest and Burn Notice!

  • http://www.tvequals.com/ Sandrine Sahakians

    Oh my favorite has to be A Gifted Man! I will never think of that show the same way again ;)

  • http://www.TVaholic.com/ Jason the TVaholic

    Touch (FOX) and Unforgettable (CBS).

  • http://noreruns.net Kyle Nolan

    Shameless (SHO)
    The Big C (SHO)
    Dream Machines (Syfy–though sounds like a Skinemax venture into Scifi)
    The Wiener’s Circle (TRUTV–no idea what this really is! :))
    Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis (Bravo)
    Up All Night (NBC)
    Life’s Too Short (HBO)

    Older and obvious: Hung (HBO)
    There’s way too many and the more you think about it–everything starts to sound dirty ;)