SUPERNATURAL Thursdays – Most Quotable Lines

Supernatural Thursdays

Happy Thursday, SUPERNATURAL Fans! During this column of Supernatural Thursdays, your participation is going to be needed, and needed greatly. One of the fantastic things about the Supernatural fandom is how vocal we all are when asked our opinions, favorites, etc. This week I’m writing the most quotable Supernatural lines, and I know that I’m going to leave out several (hundred) that you guys will want to add, so be sure to let me know in the comments what are YOUR most quotable Supernatural lines!

(When I saw “most quotable” I mean those phrases that we as a fandom repeat daily, have printed on T-Shirts, mugs, etc.)

Who Picks the Music?
 

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The Pilot alone has several lines that still make me chuckle when I watch. I mean, it gave us gems like this:

Sam: Yeah? When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.
Dean: Well, what was he supposed to do?
Sam: I was nine years old. He was supposed to say, “Don’t be afraid of the dark.”
Dean: Don’t be afraid of the dark? What, are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what’s out there!

If that doesn’t make you laugh (or shake your head sadly if you’re familiar with the show and rewatching for the umpteenth time) then well… we have different ideas about what’s funny.

However, in addition to nine year old Sam being given a gun for the monster in his closet, we were also given what (dare I say it??) might be the most quoted line from the series (based on the number of items I’ve seen this on):

Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cake hole.

And it was in that one statement where we as an audience were up and running with the Winchester brothers as they searched for “The Woman In White”.

Now… No Name Calling, Boys.
 

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Sam: Jerk.
Dean: Bitch.

Even just typing that I laughed (and people looked at me funny, truth be told). The bond between Sam and Dean is obviously what Supernatural is all about, right? Well, even Sam and Dean can’t escape sibling squabbles. I can’t say we’ve heard this in recent seasons, but this exchange was something that the boys did regularly early on!

Uh… What Cas?
 

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Our resident angel sometimes gets a little mixed up with human phrases. And I’m going to speak for the fandom as a group and say that it’s okay, because we love it! Here are some great Cas lines:

Castiel: (To Dean, about finding God) No, He’s not on any flatbread.

Dean: …So, odds are, you’re a dead man tomorrow?
Castiel: Yes.
Dean: Oh. Well, last night on earth, what, uh… what’re your plans?
Castiel: I just thought I’d sit here quietly.

Castiel: (Talking to Dean on his cell phone) This isn’t funny, Dean! The voice says I’m almost out of minutes.

Castiel’s voicemail: You have reached the voice mail of –
Castiel: I don’t understand. Why do you want me to say my name?

Castiel: It’s funnier in Enochian.

Castiel: Hey assbutt!

Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man…

Dean, Sometimes It’s Okay Not To Say Anything…
 

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While he’s incredibly loveable and means well, sometimes Dean just decides to spout stuff off that he probably shouldn’t. But that’s why we adore him, right?

Dean: I hope your apple pie was freakin’ worth it!

Dean: Yeah, MySpace. What the hell is that? Seriously, is that, like, some sort of porn site?

Dean: My name is Dean Winchester. I am an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.

Agent Henriksen: I shot the sheriff..
Dean: But you didn’t shoot the deputy.

The Family Business
 

I figured I couldn’t do a “most quotable lines” without mentioning this one that is repeated in practically EVER episode (makes you wonder if Jensen would have said it differently if he had known how frequently it was going to be used!). Sam is still hurting after Jess and the fact that he and Dean haven’t found their dad; they’ve just been given coordinates to a camp site. Sam’s pouting, and Dean brings over John’s journal and gives us this:

Dean: I think he wants us to pick up where he left off, you know, saving people, hunting things. The family business.

I don’t know that any other line sums up the series more than this. If you can think of one, let me know!

 

Like I said in my intro, I know I forgot about a billion of them, so let me know what you think should have made the list! This is a relative topic, really, more about the individual’s favorite lines, and I look forward to hearing yours! Thanks for reading, hopefully this installment of Supernatural Thursday made you laugh! Stay tuned for next week!

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  • Pat

    OMG,,, laughing so hard I’m crying!

    Ok, the one Cas line that I would add…. after being caught watching Porn by Samuel, “we’re not supposed to talk about it.”  Said in his usual dead serious tone, it makes me cry with laughter!

    Love all your examples – will see if I can think of others today!

    • http://www.kellymichele.net Kelly

      LOL!  I forgot about that – that is HILARIOUS.  Yes please, think of more!

  • guest

    I love those! I think every episode gives us new lines though.
    some of my favorites….

    Castiel: Not you, or me. Sam of course is an abomination. We’ll have to find someone else.

    Sam: What’s wrong with you? Are you…drunk?

    Castiel: No!… Yes.
    Sam: What the hell happened to you?
    Castiel: I found a liquor store.
    Sam: And?

    Castiel: And I drank it.

    Dean: Where the hell have you been?

    Castiel: On a bender.

    Dean: Pudding!!

    Dean: Cass…We’ve talked about this. Personal space?

    Castiel: My apologies.

    Sam: (to Marion) If you want to add glitter to that glue you’re
    sniffing, that’s fine, but don’t dump your whackadoo all over us. We’d
    rather not step in it.

    Dean: Okay, we’re done.
    Sam: Only thing you’re missing is a couple dozen cats, sister.

    Dean: Yeah, it’s a blood sugar thing. My apologies.

    Dean: They were grabby, incandescent douchebags!

    Dean: I was abducted, and you were banging patchouli!

    Sam: I didn’t think she smelled that bad.

    Sam: So what, you like him better, or something?

    Castiel: Dean and I do share a more profound bond. I wasn’t going to mention it.

    Dean: You rocks think you’re so smart.

    Dean: I want to go home. I feel like this whole place is bad touching me.

    Dean: Oh, crap. I’m a painted whore.
    Wait…anything from the French Mistake…..

    Sam: Wait, so you saved a cruise liner because . . .

    Balthazar: . . . because that godawful Celine Dion song made me want to smite myself!
    Sam: Who’s Celine Dion?

    Balthazar: Oh, she’s a destitute lounge singer somewhere in Quebec, and let’s keep it that way please.

    Dean: Did Balthazar really unravel the sweater over a chick flick?
    Castiel: Yes, absolutely. That’s what he did.

    Dean: Wow, well, might be time to take away his cable privileges.

    ok i will stop

    • http://www.kellymichele.net Kelly

      The “Sam, of course, is an abomination…” is a GREAT one.  As well as Balthazar: ” . . . because that godawful Celine Dion song made me want to smite myself!”  Thanks for posting!!

  • Guest

    LMAO this was too funny! And might I add some of my own…?

    Dean: “Fight the fairies Sam! Fight the fairies!”

    Dean: “I’m a posse magnet. Should put that on a shirt.”

    Balthazar (to Dean): “You know, the one in the dirty trenchcoat who’s in love with you.”

    Castiel: “Hey, Assbutt!”

    Lucifer!Sam: “Did you just molotov my brother with holy fire?”

    Bobby: “Idjits.”

    Castiel: “It actually means “You breed with the mouth of a goat'” … It’s funnier in Enochian”

    • http://www.kellymichele.net Kelly

      Dean: “I’m a posse magnet. Should put that on a shirt.” <—- That made me laugh out loud.  Oh, Dean. 

  • Kat

    These are awesome! But my FAVORITE line of the entire series was actually from a total random, the landlady in ‘Shadow’: “No offense, but your alarm’s about as useful as boobs on a man.”. I LOVE HER!

    • http://www.kellymichele.net Kelly

      LOL!  Leave it to you to add a RANDOM person from the first season as one of your favorite quotes! 

  • Kat

    OH!! I thought of another one! In ‘Free to Be You and Me’ when Cas and Dean are getting kicked out of the whore house and Dean asks what Cas did. And Cas says, “I just looked at her in the eyes and told her it wasn’t her fault that her father Gene ran off. It was because he hated his job at the post office.”

    • http://www.kellymichele.net Kelly

      I TOTALLY should have added this one.  I completely forgot.  HA!

  • http://twitter.com/pandigirl Mandi Riggs

    LOL!  Excellent article!  You highlighted some great quotes from the guys.  I’m fairly new to Supernatural (2 weeks strong!), but the dialogue is something I absolutely love!

    One of my faves is from “Mommy Dearest.”

    Bobby: Well Congrats you found them you get to name them
    Dean: Jefferson Starships. Huh, because they’re
    horrible and they’re hard to kill.

    I giggle every time I think of Jefferson Starship.  :)

  • Pat

    OMG, you guys are the BEST! I am ROTFLOL at all the quotes!!! Thanks!!

  • Cassandra

    This article caused me to laugh at an inappropriate volume. Hilarious! Assbutt gets me every time. (And only in an article about SPN would you ever get a chance to say such a thing). I loved all of these. I would just add:

    1. Dean to Zachariah in “Sympathy for the Devil”: Cram it with walnuts ugly.

    2. Dean and Sam in unison in “Mystery Spot”: Sam Winchester wears make-up! Sam Winchester cries his way through sex! Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed…

    3. Dean to Bobby in “All Hell Breaks Loose Part I”: Well that was about as much fun as gettin’ kicked in the jewels.

    4. Dean to Sam in “Yellow Fever”: We hunt monsters! What the hell?!

    5. “The Curious Case of Dean Winchester”: Sam: Dean? You look like–
                                                                        Dean: I know the old chick from Titanic.
                                                                        Sam: I was gonna say Emperor Palpatine.

    6. Sam in “Changing Channels”: Seriously? (sigh) I have…genital…herpes.

    7. “Red Sky at Morning”: Bella: Really, Sam. I’d expect the attitude from him. But you?
                                           Sam: You shot me.

    8. And I don’t know if this one counts because it’s from the outtakes of S1 but Sam to Dean in “Hell House”: Man, I think that midget stripper gave me herpes.

  • Cassandra

    This article caused me to laugh at an inappropriate volume. Hilarious! Assbutt gets me every time. (And only in an article about SPN would you ever get a chance to say such a thing). I loved all of these. I would just add:

    1. Dean to Zachariah in “Sympathy for the Devil”: Cram it with walnuts ugly.

    2. Dean and Sam in unison in “Mystery Spot”: Sam Winchester wears make-up! Sam Winchester cries his way through sex! Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed…

    3. Dean to Bobby in “All Hell Breaks Loose Part I”: Well that was about as much fun as gettin’ kicked in the jewels.

    4. Dean to Sam in “Yellow Fever”: We hunt monsters! What the hell?!

    5. “The Curious Case of Dean Winchester”: Sam: Dean? You look like–
                                                                        Dean: I know the old chick from Titanic.
                                                                        Sam: I was gonna say Emperor Palpatine.

    6. Sam in “Changing Channels”: Seriously? (sigh) I have…genital…herpes.

    7. “Red Sky at Morning”: Bella: Really, Sam. I’d expect the attitude from him. But you?
                                           Sam: You shot me.

    8. And I don’t know if this one counts because it’s from the outtakes of S1 but Sam to Dean in “Hell House”: Man, I think that midget stripper gave me herpes.

  • Krista

    Oh my god I love all of these! Another one of Castiel’s that I love: “I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.” So epic.
    Also, from Weekend at Bobby’s: “Balls!”
    Live Free or Twi-Hard: “News flash, Mr. Wizard, vampires pee!”
    I’m sure I’ll think of many, many others.

  • Anchondo2005

    Im the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

  • http://www.facebook.com/belinda.bu Belinda Bu

    The line I always go to as an SPN motto is “Family Don’t End In Blood” which has been proven plenty of time with Cas/Dean/Sam/Bobby!